May 27, 2005
Fuck You In The Name Of Jesus
May 25, 2005
Sign O' The Times
I don't think that the Rev. Creighton Lovelace of Danieltown Baptist Church in wonderful Forest City, North Carolina would appreciate all the things I just said about his "holy book"; however, he somehow felt the need to place this sign in front of his church:
Says the good pastor, "I believe that it is a statement supporting the word of God and that it (the Bible) is above all and that any other religious book that does not teach Christ as savior and lord as the 66 books of the Bible teaches it, is wrong. I knew that whenever we decided to put that sign up that there would be people who wouldn't agree with it, and there would be some that would, and so we just have to stand up for what's right....I thought about it and I said there may be people who are offended by it but the way I look at it, Jesus told his followers that if the world hates you, don't feel bad because they hated me first. If we stand for what is right and for God's word and for Christianity then the world is going to condemn us and so right away when I got a complaint I said 'well somebody's mad, somebody's offended, so we must be doing something right.'"
You know that if someone ever put up a sign that bad-mouthed his phony religion, his phony rule book or his imaginary friend, he'd be crying persecution. Bunch of tough-talking pussies.
May 24, 2005
Blog alert: after a six-week hiatus, Bughouse Square has been updated. Looks like cool new shit will be forthcoming.
May 18, 2005
"I've got a lot of time on my hands now, and I read The Dude Minds! Whatta rack!"
May 15, 2005
The Good Old Days
I'm feeling nostalgic already:
$441 Billion Approved for Defense
May 13, 2005
Now Bush wants to take our Social Security money and give it away to his crooked stock broker buddies who are going to invest it for us and we are going to trust that it's going to be there when we retire. But as you see more companies dumping their obligations on the tax payers while protecting the investor class it's clear that putting Social Security in Bush's hands would be a huge mistake. The Republican Party is looting the retirement system."--Marc Perkel, in a letter to Bartcop.com, 5/12/05
Judge Allows United to Drop Pension Plan
15 years down, 14 years and a day to go in my pension plan, plenty of time for me to get fucked in the ass. I guess I can always ask a currently 62-year-old relative to put in a good word for me at Wal-Mart--I'm sure that, if alive by then, she will still have to be there.
May 10, 2005
It Went Everywhere
May 09, 2005
In, Out, Over
When I threw myself over a dining room chair and hastily said that yes, I needed to be punished, they brought in the big guns to make me sit still:
So, not a lot of bitching in front of the computer today, read another article.
You Might Be A Christo-Fascist If....
May 08, 2005
That's It--We're Leaving
It seems that it's almost always conservatives (especially those with a certain imaginary friend) who get so offended by words or a movie or some other performance that they have to show everyone that THEY ARE REALLY PISSED OFF by theatrically storming out. Rather than staying and listening or watching and maybe fucking learning a thing or two, they run off holding their ears in the name of jesus or good taste or whatever. RETREAT! I thought they were supposed to be tough, not a bunch of crying, sissy ass liberals.
Oops. New nurse just showed up, gotta go.
May 07, 2005
Here, read this until next time:
I Fucked Ann Coulter in the Ass, Hard
May 05, 2005
Fuck yeah! I can now sit around and watch the Michael Jackson trial all I want!
May 03, 2005
The Dude Minds may be updated less frequently in the next few weeks. I just had my pus-engorged appendix removed two days ago, and the kitchen chair I employ in the "office" isn't the most comfortable thing in the world on a normal day. Since I have to spend less time online and more time on the couch (waa waa waaah), I will mostly be visiting the two sites anybody really needs, Bartcop.com and Suicide Girls.
Cool--it's time for more shit-inhibiting pain pills!