September 30, 2006


What Are You Wearing?

Hey everyone! It's time for another installment of Conservative Politicians Who Secretly Crave Young Cock. Rep. Mark Foley (R-FL) abruptly resigned yesterday after reports that he sent creepy instant messages online to underage assistants working at the Capitol building:

"The instant messages made repeated references to sexual organs and acts. In one, Foley wrote to a page, 'Do I make you a little horny?'

According to several former congressional pages, the congressman used the screen name Maf54 on these messages.

This exchange included:

Maf54: do you really do it face down
Teen: ya
Maf54: kneeling
Teen: well i dont use my hand...i use the bed itself
Maf54: where do you unload it
Teen: towel
Maf54: really
Maf54: completely naked?
Teen: well ya
Maf54: very nice
Teen: lol
Maf54: cute butt bouncing in the air

Federal authorities say such messages could result in Foley's prosecution, under some of the same laws he helped to enact."

i love twinks
"What stuff do you like to do?"

If Foley wasn't so distracted by his throbbing dork, he would have remembered that all instant messages on AOHell are archived and readily retrievable. When The Dude Minds gets access to dirtier shit Foley (the former chairman of the House Caucus on Missing and Exploited Children) wrote to his young, tender teen assistants, it will be added for your kick-'em-while-they're-down enjoyment.

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