August 26, 2005
"Oppressing" The Oppressors
As usual, the christ nazis cannot (or refuse to) realize two basic things:
1. Unlike being non-white or queer, having an imaginary friend and blindly following his supposedly inerrant book of rules is a FUCKING CHOICE.
2. Being ridiculed for making that choice is NOT persecution.
Fuck--if they had just a taste of this, this or this kind of persecution, they would quit crying about merely being laughed at in a second. Instead, they bitch about being an oppressed group while simultaneously going on the offensive:
"Peril" is defined as "exposure to injury, loss, or destruction; risk; jeopardy; danger". You can bet your grandma's sweet ass that behind that pious, "loving" mask is the face of one hateful motherfucker hell bent on revenge toward anyone who either suggests that their cult is full of shit, or who makes any sensible resistance to their attempts at overtaking the country. Maybe if a few of their leaders such as Robertson, Dobson or Falwell were assassinated, they would finally have something to complain about. Just saying.
August 18, 2005
Yankee Go Home
"Grief pimp" Cindy Sheehan has pissed of a lot of regressives lately, and especially a lot of Texans. One of them showed his displeasure the other day by shooting his gun in the air and whining about protesters being too close to his expansive piece of fenced-off dung. (Side note: You know that his traitor cousin, who is kindly allowing Cindy and the rest of them to camp out on his expansive piece of fenced-off dung, will immediately be lynched once eveyone is gone next month.)
This time, another one of W's neighbors with the unfortunate name of Larry Northern, snapped and drove his truck (most likely with a "Support The Troops" ribbon on it) through a bunch of flags and crosses with the names of U.S troops killed in Bush's war.
In Texas, the Stars and Stripes, jesus' cross and dead soldiers ain't worth a goddamn if liberals like 'em.
"That'll show them pussy ass flag-wavin', cross-plantin' Muslim-lovin' crybaby 'elites'! Now let's go fer a swim!!!"
August 10, 2005
Poor Dubya. He was trying to enjoy vacation #50--driving around the ranch in a big 'ol pickup truck, clearing brush, hopping on a horse to rope some cattle, having a plate of beans by the campfire--but that goddamned dead soldier's mother won't leave the gate (actually, her Secret Service-designated spot along the road three miles from the gate), and many supporters, veterans and other protesters are descending on humble little Crawford, Texas. So, George is sneaking out today to visit Aurora, Illinois where he will sign the transportation bill. After that he is scheduled to stop in and visit the Caterpillar plant, where 4,000-5,000 lucky employees and other locals who were able to get a ticket will probably hear him spout shit like "the American worker is the backbone of the economy" and "your hard work helps to ensure freedom". Since the CEO of Caterpillar is a known supporter of CAFTA, I'm predicting those sought-after admission tickets will soon be followed by pink slips.