August 18, 2005

 

Yankee Go Home

Well, well, who woulda thunk it? A bunch of weak hippies and uppity women drove a good 'ol American to rip to shreds his two favorite things after the Alamo and Coors Light--the U.S. flag and the xtian cross.

texas roadkill

"Grief pimp" Cindy Sheehan has pissed of a lot of regressives lately, and especially a lot of Texans. One of them showed his displeasure the other day by shooting his gun in the air and whining about protesters being too close to his expansive piece of fenced-off dung. (Side note: You know that his traitor cousin, who is kindly allowing Cindy and the rest of them to camp out on his expansive piece of fenced-off dung, will immediately be lynched once eveyone is gone next month.)

northern

This time, another one of W's neighbors with the unfortunate name of Larry Northern, snapped and drove his truck (most likely with a "Support The Troops" ribbon on it) through a bunch of flags and crosses with the names of U.S troops killed in Bush's war.

just as long as it ain't MY boy

In Texas, the Stars and Stripes, jesus' cross and dead soldiers ain't worth a goddamn if liberals like 'em.

more master race hotties

"That'll show them pussy ass flag-wavin', cross-plantin' Muslim-lovin' crybaby 'elites'! Now let's go fer a swim!!!"

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I'm in South Korea now. And that is the shit I miss....
 
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