The Sickest (and Dumbest) Fuck of the Year Award goes to Assistant U.S. Attorney John David R. Atchison
, who happily took a flight from his district in Florida to Detroit thinking that he was going to be allowed to stick his greasy 53-year old cock into a 5-year old girl. Atchison, a self-described "family man", had numerous online conversations with a cop posing as the girl's mother since late August, saying, "I’m always gentle and loving; not to worry; no damage ever; no rough stuff ever ever”. He went on to assure the "mom" that after he "lovingly" inserted his throbbing pee-pee into the kindergarden-aged child there would be no need for a doctor visit--"I can be absolutely sure; just gotta go slow and very easy is how; I'VE DONE IT PLENTY" (caps mine).
What. The. Fuck.
I'm gonna take a wild guess that the fellas in prison who have "done it plenty" in a different way won't be so "gentle" or cause "no damage ever" to ol' John David.