June 27, 2007
Fuck You, You Fuckin' Fucks!
What a crock of motherfucking shit. I mean, come the fuck on. I voiced my displeasure with this over at Gone Feral the other day, but I feel the need to bitch about it some more. Jesus fucking christ selling his ass in a bathhouse--the three or four of you regular readers know that there have been more cocksucking dirty words than just "hell (1x)" around here the last couple of years. Not to mention LOADS UPON ENDLESS LOADS of good old fashioned jesus-with-dick-in-his-mouth blasphemy PLUS naughty nurse pictures with big tits straining to be freed and sucked and fucked and come upon. Goddammit, I'll just have to try harder, I guess.
"Oh, son of a fucking bitch! A 'G' rating just won't do. I'm typing a letter of complaint!"
"Why, those bumbling twats! That's terrible! I will, too, after I sort these Christian anal sex novels!"
Update: Looks like the recent onslaught of filth just bumped me up to a "PG" rating, although it still only cites "hell (1x)" as the reason. Fucking ass lickers. It's still not good enough. Help me out, sinners! BONG HITS 4 JESUS!!!
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I want to pistol whip those motherfucking cocksucking dildo licking butt sniffing virgin rapers. Balls! You will always be NC-17 in my book, baby. Kill! Rape! Murder! Belt whip! Non-consensually ASS FUCK! Sodomy! Rum! the Lash! Sniff my bloody twat scented tampon and then eat it you bastards!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
It seems to be all about the dead, kill, death, etc. the swears(and nudity) don't seem to bug it as much.
What is this world coming to?? First double terms of Bush-by-a-hair (snort) and now THIS??
Don't they know that Jesus liked to get gang raped in the ass??? And that this is the place for learning and discussing such little-known facts? That rating system is as defective as the Virgin Mary's hymen, fer fuck's sake! Well, piss in my mouth, cuz I'm dumstruck.
I'm with The Feral Beauty herself--NC-17 is what you deserve, good sir! Not a notch less!
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Don't they know that Jesus liked to get gang raped in the ass??? And that this is the place for learning and discussing such little-known facts? That rating system is as defective as the Virgin Mary's hymen, fer fuck's sake! Well, piss in my mouth, cuz I'm dumstruck.
I'm with The Feral Beauty herself--NC-17 is what you deserve, good sir! Not a notch less!
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