October 09, 2005
It's all over now, pal.This is it for you.No more copies of Juggs or Hometown Girlshidden in the garage.No more sneaking downto the computer in the basementat 3 AM to visit Busty Asians or Former Girlfriends. You and the other men in your churchhave to make a choice--to either serve and obey god and jesusand be a good husband and father,or continue in your secret double life of sin,sneaking around peeking at tits, ass, pussies and cocks.Today is the day you get it all out in the open.Today is the day you make a new start.Today is the day you ask jesus for forgiveness.Today is the day you admit your addiction to porn and renounce it forver!!!
Well, maybe for a few months, anyway.After all, you ARE a man.You were hard-wired this way.Hey, you've been good all winter--no magazines, no websites,no jerking off even to the many imagestucked away in your brain.But fast forward to spring, and with the warm weather, women are sheddingtheir heavy winter coats and sweatersand starting to show more skin.You see them everywhere on the way to and from work,and on the train one day you see a womanin a tight shirt and short skirt sitting across from you.You instantly imagine her sucking you off in the church boiler room,but just as fast you look away and prayto god for strength. But, fuck, man, they're everywhere.You start to notice the models in the clothing ads in the Sunday paper.The Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue appears in the office break room.You turn on the TV to watch a boxing match,but the first thing you seeis women's beach volleyball. Your wife,who has been having a good old timesince you started paying a little attention to her,starts getting the Victoria's Secret catalog in the mail.You take your kids to the pool,and you can't help but seethe hot, 22 year old lifeguardand her friends. FUCK FUCK FUCK!Once again you pray,pray to god to deliver you from sin,but goddammit, you ARE a man......
See you in line soon at the 7-11, you beatoff. And jesus will too.
I am happy to announce that after this glorious day of healing, every Sunday from now on will be Porn Sunday here at The Dude Minds. Praise the lord!
ps. i am a christian
Then again...trying to load all those images on my rig made my rig kinda quesy (sic) for a few minutes:-)
Were you running the Moody show while creating that dig?