June 12, 2005
No Love Boat For You
I had my big 'ol beach towel, I had my sunscreen, I had my goddamned Bible, and I had one of those glittery markers for Bill to hopefully sign it with. And then I find out that they fucking canceled it, something about "a lack of interest". I can't believe this shit! Who wouldn't want to hang with Bill in his Speedos, have a couple of drinks on the deck and talk about values and stuff?
Ok, maybe one person.....but goddammit, I was ready to par-tay with Bill and maybe get some pointers on picking up chicks.