April 23, 2005
I've Got Bad News, And I've Got Bad News
I'll bet most of you are looking forward to a few years of retirement before dropping dead (or before ol' Jesus reappears)--well, think again motherfuckers, especially if you happen to be an airline employee or if someday your "personal (not 'private'!) account" takes a shit along with the stock market. Add to the mix a goddamned kid or three and you can ensure yourself a verrry brief job-to-grave interval.
Sweet dreams.
Sweet dreams.
